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Cue The Music: Don't Cry For Me Argentina/A Tribute to Tea Delgado, the Abuse Sucking Attorney

Carlotta gave Tea a smackdown

for putting Cristian in danger

Blair gave Tea a smackdown

for manipulating Starr

into committing

perjury, almost causing her to be

thrown into jail

Tea gets a few hits in of her own

as she and a kinder, gentler Todd have sex

on the defense table

After Todd PUNCHED Tea in the face

She hit Todd in the head with a shovel

She threatened to set him on fire

Todd hit Tea with a pair of boots

First marriage

Fairy Tale Wedding

Bigamist Wedding

Sometimes women are just crazy for love ;)